Pedals

I want you to meet Pedals, you see pedals was the cutest bear and his mom was a honey fiend so she sold him to this circus and ended up sending him off to a cruel fate, where pedals would become a fallen pariah to the media and its hard grasp and the stigma of being another childhood tragedy into the lifestyle of the circus for the untamable....

Tonight we discuss the spiral of one of the most harshest Recovery troubles that we have seen.... At 18 months Pedals became quite the handsome devil and had a flare for taking pictures he was already everyones Panda Express when he first hit the scene looking so fresh.

Only one minor issue he hated the shackles of the chains that bound him and it gave him some severe bondage issues later on many women had some tales due to s & m activities that Pedals was a part of during his crack binges. It was rumored that he was filled with a rage that was insatiable almost a wild hunger....

This was Pedals first real gig at the fast life he was the head bear pimp in charge of marketing for Bears 4 Rides this was supposed to be a campaign to sell the rusty ass trike but the kids were too busy scoping out hot wheels so pedals became a casualty and ended up falling into the Hollywood life, it was so fucked up man pedals did not have to go out like this.. The rest of this Animal Documentary will leave you devastated Warning the following images are not for the weak hearted and may contain triggers.... :(

This was when Pedals was smoking crack with his weed he met so many roadies and this was how he passed his time damn crackbears casual meaningless relationships, he felt numb..........

Another speculation from the paparazzi they could never leave his ass alone it is a shadow and they thought it was a dildo shake my head, Pedals led an amazing life though he had so many wonderful friends....

Lamar thanks Pedals because he said that he was with him on that night when things took a drastic turn I did not know you were going to go do what you did...... I will miss you Odom tells our sources this information in response to the inquiry on his "Alleged interaction with Pedals towards this final descent where we are still unsure if it was bearacide or not...

Supposedly this was the elicit cocktail Hiawaska and began a spiritual journey he was trying holistic treatments this led to him following some destructive actions....

He went out and decided to be featured in a porn called Mammal Style it became an instant hit.

Pedals began getting his Swag back and decided that he was going to follow the straight and narrow and his agent began calling him almost immediately he was asked to be a guest skater for the New York Rangers

Unfortunately this fucking dude right here used Pedals memory as a media opportunity WHORE but he at least tried "we will remember all the times when we used his french accent and constantly had our backs when shit went wrong Pedals you were the shit man.

Sorry we did not keep in touch.. This fucking dude right here.. literally I think he got too many head shots and may have forgot his name so we will empathize with his situation on being a dick no judgment.... We are unsure if Pedals ended up using steroids and had an incident or just was tired of all the drama surrounding living in the eye of the world he ended up attacking some innocent paparazi who got to close to him mauling him pretty bad

This was the exclusive from the savage way they gunned down Peds like a common wild Bear he did not deserve to go down like this so many people were outraged.... How can this occur to our friend above was not pedals he was this loving gentle bear that had so many issues.

He was on top and then was just set aside by the world only to land in the clutches of society and its destructive grasp of stop or my mom will shoot because it is believed that the chick that played Sophia is going to be doing the Discovery Channel Story of Pedals life and Downfalls... This is Amanda signing off because I think that you are done pissing yourself laughing this morning Dear you might hurt yourself breathe.... and ps I can totally keep a straight face with no expression while reading this like it is an actual news feed.... Prayers for Pedals it makes however fucking long today who knows I just couldn't find my Elfie shit lol.

I can't believe that they used this smh damn propoganda shit....